Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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