You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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