I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
