I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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