He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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