Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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