physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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