Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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