YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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