what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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