If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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