We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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