I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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