Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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