I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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