We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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