How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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