I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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