Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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