The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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