idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm determined to sit on that face.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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