You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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