I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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