I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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