Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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