We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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