Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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