I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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