Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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