So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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