between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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