Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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