Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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