I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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