Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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