yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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