i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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