do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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