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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He? As in you personified your dick?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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