gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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