i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize