There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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