white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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