Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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