this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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