kristin has been a bad kristin
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
