Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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