But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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