Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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