Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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