I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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