physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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