Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Randomize
