Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
