Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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