What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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