so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
This is my gift to your gina
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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