How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
