I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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