Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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