FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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