dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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